February 2012
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
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hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
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Any time I walk in and my sister's watching Noel...
… I’m like, ” Did I accidentally get myself stoned? Maybe someone spiked my juice. Seriously, why is there a dirty-talking unicorn?”
my mum: that's it you're grounded no more going out you can't leave this house
me: I don't go anywhere anyway
mum:
me:
mum: yeah what's wrong with you
Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
Describe me in one word on anonymous.
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I never regret spending money on books.
chevonnebeard:
It annoys me no end that when I try to be honest about what I think of you, you don’t believe me. You think I’m “being too nice” or “over-complimentary” about you. Fact is I’m telling you the truth. And some day I hope to God you wake up and realise it’s all true; because it’s doing my nut in that you don’t see what I see in you.
someone: -follows me-
me: are you sure ?
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